Undefeated Gay Chicken Champion - 5 inch PVC Patch

Rules as I remember them, and maybe some I just made up 😜 

1.  First person to break loses
2.  Avoid sexual assault
3.  Never play with a navy guy, you've already lost.
4.  When in doubt, whip it out 
5.  No it's not just like MCMAP or Combatives Training
6.  These rules are made up and the points don't matter

• PVC Patch 
• Measures roughly 2 inches tall by 5 inches wide 
• Imported
• Hook fastener sewed on back
• Includes soft loop fastener side